Chapter 12
One day Dude had floor time and received a call from a Mr. Norton in Harbison Canyon, saying he wanted to sell his house. The O'Brien company had recently sold a house down the street from him and he took the phone number from the "For Sale" sign.
Dude rushed down and met Hal Norton and his charming wife Nancy who was clad in a brief bikini, so brief that at one time he could see a thin line of red pubic hair above the top of it--. Dude had a lot of trouble keeping his eyes off of Nancy's long shapely legs but finally was able to concentrate as he started writing the listing agreement. He knew it was a good listing at $17,500. Three bedroom, one bath on an acre with assumable loans so the payments would be $160 a month with $5,000 down. It did sell in a month, but not before Dude had some unforgettable experiences.
A couple of Lesbians came in the office early one afternoon. They had the want ads in their band with one circled. Placing it on Dude's desk one asked, "Where is this located?"
Dude told her it was Harbison Canyon. They wanted to know how much down and all -the terms and when he had answered their questions asked them, "Shall we go and take a look at it?"
One of the dykes cooed, "Let's go see it, baby."
Dude phoned Mrs. Norton and told her they were on their way, then started for the back door, inviting them, "Let's go. My car is parked in back."
One said, "No, we'd rather drive and follow you."
"O.K." Dude told them. "Whatever you like."
He showed them through the house. A couple of times one of them was staring hungrily at Nancy's legs as the other yanked her arm saying, "Come on!"
It wasn't what they were looking for so they left. Dude stayed and after a few minutes of small talk he blurted out, "Nancy, you have two of the most beautiful legs I ever saw."
Walking toward him she smiled, 'Thanks, Dude. I've been told they feel good, too."
She grasped his wrist and put the palm of his hand on the inside of her leg just above her knee, pulling it up almost to the crotch then around to the front of her leg and on up to cup it around one of her big heaving breasts. Those thighs were the softest and creamiest he could ever remember touching.
Dude thought to himself, Something's going to happen here, first commandment or not. She pulled his head toward her and kissed him with her full red lips sucking passionately.
She could feel his bone pushing into her thighs and grasping it in her hand she smiled and said, "Dude, you do have a problem, don't you? Like a solution?"
He answered, "Hell yes! Anything!"
She confessed, "I'm flying the red flag," and his heart sank but quickly raised again, higher than before as she continued, "But I might honk your horn. Like me to ring your chimes"
Dude exclaimed, "Hell, yes, baby! Ding my dong!" He lowered his trousers and shorts to his knees and laid on his back on the bed. She sat sideways on the edge of the bed facing his head. Leaning down until her left elbow rested on the mattress between his knees, she grasped his steel-like pecker in her hand, slowly pumping as she explained, "I had a D and C a week ago, which so far, has loused up my sex life, but I've a feeling I'm going to get plenty out of this."
Dude inquired, "What the hell is a D and C?"
Nancy explained, "Oh it's a minor operation where the doc scraped the inside of the womb. My husband used to be a medic in the Army and assisted the doctors on many such operations. They called the D and C, dust and clean." They both laughed and she went to work.
First she placed between her thighs a round, hard cushion covered with silk, about a foot in diameter, right up against her crotch. Each time her head went up and down on him she had a twisting motion in her buttocks which made her thighs slide up and down on the cushion. Her knees would go past each other a good three inches. This silky cushion, Dude figured, was stimulating the inside of her thighs. And he was right. The motion was also doing things to her clitoris because in a few minutes she pitched and arched as she obviously got a sensational climax. Dude tried to hold back and make it last as long as possible but in a few more minutes his mighty organ conceded defeat to the tickles of her long tongue and the suction of her powerful lips. He felt her draining his prostate as shot after shot of his semen filled her mouth. She swallowed it and kept sucking, getting the last drop and still continuing. She had come again, as he did. His cock was deflated, completely flaccid but Nancy kept right on, with the entire organ filling her mouth. All of it! Her lips were pushed in his pubic hair at the base of it. Several times she would raise her head until only his purple knob was in her mouth, then all would be sucked in again for awhile. Once the knob plopped out of her mouth and the totally limber thing fell to his tummy, about seven inches of useless flesh, limber as a rag.
It wasn't useless to Nancy however, because she kept coming every three or four minutes, once while he was still soft.
He unfastened her bra and began teasing a long erect nipple. The palm of his hand cupped the big beauty as his thumb and fingers rolled the nipple. It wasn't long before he could feel the blood rushing to his head -pecker head, that is. Each time her head was down, she would grasp his horn hard with her hand and raise up. This literally pumped it full of blood.
All this time it had been a flat tire, he was still enjoying it just as much as if it had been hard as a rock. She was enjoying it too and as it started hardening again she began making groaning sounds deep in her throat, proud of her accomplishment. Just as it reached complete erection she climaxed again.
With her next climax he was with her. It seemed to him he was having the most intense climax of his life. For a long time he had felt he had had every sexual experience possible, but little Nancy showed him a new one. As she would have called it; a double horn honking. A double blow job!
Just as Dude was ready to leave, Nancy told him, "Dude, I'll be all right in a day or so. Would you like to sample the rest of me sometime?"
Dude answered eagerly, "By all means, sweetheart, but not here. You come to my place next time." He handed her his card and asked, "Will you call me when you're ready?"
She cooed, "Soon honey, very soon."
As he drove back to the office he told himself, "I still haven't broken that first commandment. I didn't screw my client, she seduced me!"
When the printers who made his brochures returned Trudy's photo, Dude had a friend air-brush out the best part of it -the view of that fantastic vulva and pussy pelt so that it appeared to be covered by a shadow. He then air mailed it to Playboy Magazine.
Just a few days later he received a phone call asking when she could come to Chicago and pose. The terms were explained, $1,500 after the sitting and another $1,000 when the magazine published, with $500 to Dude for "discovering" her.
They had a date coming up on Friday, February 27, ten days away just out of Chicago with Saturday being Minneapolis, she could have most of Saturday to pose.
The man told Dude, "I don't usually work on Saturday, but that won't be work. Shooting that doll will be a delight. Can you have her at the Playboy building at ten in the morning and give me three hours?"
Dude assured him that would be fine.
Dude spent a few minutes then in deep thought. "When that tender morsel hits the Playboy centerfold she'll be getting all kinds of offers for everything, everywhere. I'd better sign her to a contract." He had his attorney draw up a document, legally binding her to work weekends for him for a year. It also contained a clause guaranteeing that anything she did other than the show, including posing, would be a fifty-fifty split with Dude.
He phoned her then, inviting her to Club 21. After a couple of drinks Dude began, "Baby, I have some good news for you but first, read this," spreading the contract in front of her.
She read it carefully and asked, "Where do I sign?" He handed her the pen and she signed.
He then ordered, "Get undressed and while I'm screwing you I'll tell you the news."
She slipped out of her things more quickly than he'd ever seen her move and said, "Lay down lover, I want on top."
He did, and as it was sunk all the way in her he took his hands and held her buttocks, stopping all motion and said, "Baby, you're all set for the Playboy Playmate of the Month."
She bounced up and back down hard on him squealing, "You got to be kidding! When?"
He told her a week from next Saturday and she doubled her speed, pitching herself down on him madly. She soon came, shivering all over. She kept getting faster and more violent and gave Dude the best performance she had ever given him.
That big Saturday they arrived on time and no time was lost getting the show on the road. Several shots were taken for the centerfold. All the time between shots a guy was asking her questions, all about her life. Where and when she was born, her childhood, education and finally her present job. She told about her title company employment but, of course, not about her part-time, weekend job. All the time a girl was taking everything down in shorthand and it was being recorded on tape. About thirty shots were taken, dressed, half dressed and nude. In a little less than three hours they were back in the hotel.
As Dude sat down at his desk early one morning there was a note from him reading, "Call Rosa." Oh Hell! he thought to himself. It's too early to lock horns with that sexpot. Better call though, anyway.
On the phone she asked him if he could come down right away. She had to talk to him. No sex, just talk. He agreed and in a few minutes was seated in her living room.
She wore a terry cloth bathrobe this time, obviously not trying to arouse him as before. She began, "Dude we have a hell of a mess here. Ours and two other families are about to break up. That's why we are selling the house. I guess it all started at your Christmas Party last year."
Each year he'd throw a big dinner party for all his old clients and customers. Last year he had it at the Bronze Room with fifty guests. It was a "Square" party -no sex, just dinner and dancing to a trio called, "Art, Bait and Fargo."
Rosa continued, "You introduced us to Cass and Sharon Stinson, also Hal and Nancy Norton. We six hit it off nicely, right from the first. We danced with each other all evening, actually none of us danced with anyone else at all.
"Well, ever since, we have all gone out honky-tonking every Saturday night, dancing and drinking until 2 A.M. I'll confess, I had hot pants for Hal right from the first. Every time we danced he'd get a big hard-on and that made me hotter than hell. Every time, I would damn near come. When he suggested a rendezvous in the Molinesian Motel one Saturday afternoon, I was delighted. We did it all for two hours. It was my first time to step out on Jose and I felt like a tramp the first time but since then, each time I feel good about it. After ten years of nothing but Jose, Hal seemed so romantic and exciting.
"Dude, last night Cass called and said he'd caught Jose and Sharon coming but of the Swinger Motel. They confessed to him it had been going on over three months, so you see it wasn't the insulin shots that had slowed him down, it was the semen shots he'd been blasting in that Sharon every Sunday afternoon when he was supposed to be golfing.
"Cass relieved their minds then (and mine, too) by confessing he had been banging Nancy Norton about the same length of time. I called Hal and told him the news but he already knew and Nancy knew he did.
"So Dude, as they say, the cat is out of the bag and we're all talking about divorce."
Dude replied, "No, Rosa. That can't be. Never! You all have two youngsters each, under ten and it is not fair to them. I started it by introducing you and I know how to stop it. Tomorrow night you and Jose be at Club 21 at six for dinner."
They had all agreed to join him for dinner and so had Sue Foster his silver haired swinging friend he had met at the party.
By ten after six they all had a martini half consumed and the conversation was pleasant. They all seemed to like Sue, very much. As she was taking her second martini she announced, "Joke time. Does anyone know how martinis are like girls' tits?" They all shook their heads and Sue told them, "One is not enough and three is too many."
Promptly at six thirty, the catering service arrived and served a beautiful prime rib dinner with all the trimmings. By seven thirty it was all over and the group sat around sipping brandy and coffee.
Dude broke the ice with, "Now everyone here knows all about the situation that exists with you six, and Sue and I are going to show you how it can all be straightened out. Sue, front and center."
Sue stood up and began her speech. "You have all heard the old saying, "Cunt's cunt if it's on a cow." Some say pussies are all alike. Now that's probably true in the case of you girls. However, mine is different, thanks to Dude and a gal friend he had twenty-two years ago."
She carefully and quickly explained about the exercises and went on, "Now let's all get undressed and first I want all three of you philandering studs to screw me about half a minute. Come on Cass." All four boys had on a good erection. Sue got on the bed and spread her legs revealing her fine, silver haired vulva. Cass eagerly worked it in her and started pitching. A few strokes and she flexed her mighty muscles and Cass screamed, "Sue, you're hurting me." She quickly released him and began flexing and relaxing with each stroke he made.
She interrupted him with, "O.K. Cass. Let Jose have it next." Cass got up exclaiming. "Wow! That's the damnedest thing I ever heard of!"
Sue gave Jose the same treatment then Hal got the works.
Sue got up, directing, "Now you adulterous sextet, we're going to have a switch. Cass, you have left your Sharon's bed for Nancy. Now let me show you that Rosa is just as good a screw as Nancy and you might admit that neither one is better than Sharon."
Cass' favorite position was doggie style so away they went. Before he got it in, Sue continued, "Jose, you've had ten years of Rosa and several samples of Sharon so how about you trying Nancy?" He laid on his back and she mounted him. Sue went on, "Finally, Hal see if you don't agree that Sharon can fuck as good as Rosa. Now all three of you studs keep going until you're almost ready to pop, and we'll change partners. Dude lay here, on the floor on your back and I'll break the bronco."
The three couples on the bed were really rocking that old king size mattress. All were enjoying the view of seeing two other couples pounding each other. Each guy was getting a strange piece of ass as he watched his wife get screwed by someone she'd never had before.
All four of the dames had climaxed at least once, some twice, when Cass backed out of Rosa with a loud plop, stood up, had a drink and cigarette.
In a few more minutes they had all reached that point of no return, so Sue stood up and announced, "Now ladies and gentlemen, that was good, wasn't it?" They all agreed and she went ahead, "This time we'll have some lover flicking and spouse eating. Cass, on your back, please while Nancy screws you from above. Sharon, straddle your husband's head, facing Nancy and let him savor your snatch while you watch him screw his clandestine lover.
"Rosa, on your knees beside them. Hal, make a rear entry and give it to her good. Jose, lie on your side with your cock in her mouth while you watch Hal's prick pumping in and out of your wife. Now boys, only to the point of coming and we'll switch again. Dude, ray down, my cunt is hungry. I want to pop your nuts." After a few up and down pitches Sue stood still, her muscular pussy grasping and releasing, grasping and releasing. Every ten seconds or so she would grasp it very tightly and raise up once then down and back to grasping.
She whispered, "Dude, tell me when you get close so I can come with you."
He assured her he would and that it wouldn't be long. In a total time of about two minutes, Dude said, "Baby, I'm close."
She pushed her butt toward his feet forcing his cock to ride against her clitoris and began shoving it in and out of her, very energetically. He popped and arched his body up half a foot off the carpet, groaning with each squirt. Sue made a lot of noise coming, too.
By the time they had dried off, the other boys started withdrawing. She then ordered them to switch so that they were spouse fucking and lover sucking, only to the point, for the boys. It took only a couple of minutes that time.
When all action had ceased, Sue directed, "Now, in your very favorite position gentlemen, screw your wives. Later, we'll have a lovers' screw."
Cass took Sharon dog fashion. Alongside was Jose on his back with Rosa giving him her charms from above as he sucked her tits.
Hal mounted Nancy in what is commonly called the "normal" position. Jose and Rosa were the last to finish, in less than two minutes.
As they were all drinking and smoking, Sue told them, "I belong to a sex club in La Jolla. Every Saturday night, twelve married couples and two of us stag girls get together in one of our homes. Every twelfth week it is in my home. We ball it up for three or four hours, until everyone is conked out. I usually lay from four to six guys and come about twenty times. Most of the men come three times. It's like a public dance. If some guy asks a girl if she'd like to play, it's up to her to answer yes or no. If he doesn't appeal to her, there are no hard feelings. There is nothing wrong, either, for her to ask some guy to take her to bed. If he refuses, she isn't offended. How would you kids like to come as my guests next Saturday?"
They all readily agreed.
Dude asked, "Will you all be my guests next Wednesday for a repeat of tonight?" That was agreed on, also. Dude continued, "Every Wednesday night for awhile and I'm sure we'll all quit talking about wrecking three homes."
Dude ran two fifteen minute sex films then. As he was getting ready to start the second one Sue said, "Now I suggest that anytime you're ready, you should start playing with your playmate. I can see you boys are ready and I'm quite sure you babes are, too."
Before the film was over, Cass was on his back sixty-nining Nancy, soon joined by Jose and Sharon, Hal and Rosa, making the same scene. Later they switched to coitus and Dude and Sue had one more.
Sue phoned Dude Monday morning and said our problem children had thoroughly enjoyed the swinging party. Each of the girls had four or five guys and none of them were their "lovers." The guys had banged and sucked four or five broads and each one came three times. She finished with, "They are coming again next Saturday so I think our trouble will soon be over."
After their third Saturday night, Dude phoned Cass and said, "Why don't you guys come to Club 21 this Saturday and try swinging, just the six of you? It might be more fun for you. At least, try it once. I'm always out of town weekends and you're welcome to my key."
Cass agreed and said he would come by next day and pick up the key. Dude phoned Jose and Hal and they also agreed.
The next Monday, Rosa phoned Dude, saying, "Thanks lover, for a ball Saturday night. We all had more fun than ever in our lives before. We switched every way possible. Us girls even had a queer triangle, at the urging of the boys, while they had anal intercourse. I came twice that way. Once with Hal reaming me and another time with Jose. It was all great and we are so grateful to you for getting us off that horrible hang-up.
"We have all six agreed that any one of us can have any of the others, anytime, as long as one spouse is present.
The boys were told that you screwed all three of us and have agreed you can have anything you want from us as long as the husband is present. But under no circumstances will there be any hanky-panky, no secret rendezvous.
"We also agreed that each one of us would be happy to be a stand-in for your cast on the weekend shows. Anytime one of your girls wants some time off, please let me be first. That would blow my mind, Dude."
Dude told her, "By timing the pill, they all menstruate beginning on Monday but they might miss some time. They might, for some other reason just want off once. Same with the guys. I'll tell them all and no doubt you will all be worked in before long."
Rosa added, "When I go, Jose will go and sleep with Cass and Sharon. When Jose goes, I'll sleep with Hal and Nancy. Oh, I hope I can go soon. I get creamy just talking about it.
"Dude, you wouldn't believe it. Jose treats me like a queen now. He screws me to sleep every night except Friday so we can rest up for Saturday. I've never been so happy in my life and I love Jose much more than ever, even when we were first married."
Dude told her how glad he was and she finished with, "Drop by and see us anytime, Dude, and I'll give you my best. Jose gets home from Astro at four thirty." He assured her he would, and soon.
That week he phoned the other two girls and they had about the same story.
Dude's theory was, "Sex is for giving."
Swinging? Don't knock it until you've tried it. Three homes were caved by it.