Chapter 18
After a session in bed with Nina the following Tuesday, Dude remarked, as they were resting in bed, "Just think, Nina. In two weeks I'll be fifty-three years old."
She asked him what he wanted for a birthday present.
He announced, "I'd like to have a party like I've dreamed of for as long as I can remember. I want a harem party and dress like a sultan with lots of girls dressed like the harem gals you see in the movies.
"I have a list of twelve dames, including you, that I want present. First we'll have roast pheasant and champagne, then more champagne and sex. I want to have intercourse with each girl after I give her a blow job." He told her then all about Sally Lou.
Nina said, "How very romantic. I had a torrid love affair in high school. I wonder what ever happened to him. Think I'll go back and look for him, someday. Dude, let me make up the invitations. I'm good at such things. They will read: Sultan Dude Marvin requests your presence at his birthday party at 2 P.M., Thursday, April twenty-fourth. It will be a harem party, twelve lovely girls and it all will happen. You will be furnished with a harem girl costume. There will be pheasant and champagne served at 2:30 followed by much fun and games. RSVP -APDQ (answer pretty damn quick). "How does that grab you, darling?"
"Great. When can you have them?"
"Tomorrow," she replied.
He slipped her a fin and said, "Get the finest envelopes and paper they have. And oh yes, add to that, "After the fun and games there will be a brief wedding ceremony between Dude and Sally Lou, his high school days sweetheart: He saw her last month for the first time in thirty-six-years "
The next day he mailed an invitation to Mary, Dorothy, Bessie, Sharon, Rosa, Nancy, Trudy, Stella, Mella and Sally Lou. It was a proposal as well as an invitation to Sally Lou. They had briefly talked about marriage some day, but no mention of when.
Thursday morning the phone woke Dude up at nine. It was Sally Lou and she was bubbling over. She started, "Oh Dude! You've made me the happiest woman in the world." She coyly asked, "You don't have in mind a confining marriage, do you?"
She was told, "Definitely not, darling. I have who I want, you have who you want, anytime."
She replied, "Oh, I'm glad. Aleene and I have had a ball this week. Joe left Tuesday but we had a scorcher Monday night. She and I did all right last night, too. I hope to continue this way, for awhile anyway."
Dude assured her it would be fine and added, "See you tomorrow at the Sherman Hotel in Chicago about five. Goodbye, sweet."
She said, "Bye bye love," a smack and they hung up.
At two o'clock on Dude's birthday the party got under way. He and Sally Lou had greeted each guest at the door and they were handed a goblet of champagne as he introduced Sally Lou.
Dude's costume was red transparent nylon trimmed in white. The big baggy pants had elastic at the top and around the ankles. A little vest hung open, revealing his hairy chest. A baggy beret hung to one side of his head.
All the girls had on different colored pants like Dude's. Their pubic hair could easily be seen. Brief bras barely covered the nipples, hiding little. They wore veils, the top of which were just below the eyes, hanging down to the shoulders.
Dude had hired two girls to play the music, a harpist and a flutist, who played standing alongside the seated girl playing the big golden harp. They wore the same costumes the others wore.
When the food was served by the catering service, the girls removed their veils. Everyone had a whole, golden-brown pheasant, roasted to perfection. A champagne bottle was constantly being passed around.
The musical duo were filling the room with beautiful music.
Before starting on the food, Dude stood up and announced, "I propose a toast. Here's to all you lovely ladies who are letting me realize a life long ambition with this party. And especially to my Sally Lou, a girl I have waited thirty-six years for." They all drank to it and began eating.
When the caterers left, Dude ordered the girls to become topless, including the musicians.
They drank coffee and brandy for awhile and Dude announced, "Ladies, you are in for a treat now. Sally Lou is going to sing for you, a song she used to sing for me when we were in high school. Baby, give them 'Side By Side.'"
The harpist played a glissando and Sally Lou started, "Oh we ain't got a barrel of money, maybe we're ragged and funny . . . "
She did the bumps and grinds like the finest professional stripper and when she finished, everyone applauded. They wanted her to do another, so Dude asked her to do a yodel song, "Dear Old Southern Home." She did; showing her versatility with a completely different type song from the previous one.
Following this, Dude announced, "Now ladies, time for me to be the sexual glutton I've dreamed about so long. I'm going to have cunnilingus and coitus with each one of you. You all have your number so don't keep me waiting. When the girl I'm screwing gets her goodies and leaves, the one I'm sucking takes her place, and the girl next in line mounts my face. I will climax with Nina, number six. There will be a short coffee break and we will resume with me coming finally with Sally Lou. All of you except Bessie, form a circle around her and me. Make a daisy chain as we sixty-nine a minute, then number two join us. Play us some fast music, girls."
After a short time, Dude got on his back, with Bessie rocking on his cock as Stella knelt over his face. On and on until he shot his wad in Nina.
They had an intermission then, and the happy gang drank champagne awhile until Dude was ready to proceed. Things went on as before. He screwed Trudy as he sucked his bride and finishing Trudy, he gave Sally Lou his undivided attention. As she got her first climax, he could hold off no longer, so they both had a blissful union together.
Dude phoned die bar down the street where the justice of the peace had been waiting, and told him they were ready.
Sally Lou changed into her wedding outfit which was a white, transparent lace miniskirt. A veil wrapped around her hair and trailed down to the floor. Immediately after the J.P. arrived and took his place in the corner of the living room, the girls started playing, "Here Comes the Bride." As the man read from his book they played softly, "Mendelssohn's Wedding March", until he said, "I now pronounce you man and wife."
Then they played, "Because," until the party was over.
Just as the J.P. left, Sally Lou announced, "Ladies, it is now time for Dude to open his birthday gifts."
He started opening them, and wow! Every one cost at least five hundred bucks. His well-paid employees had gone all out for him. A diamond ring, wrist watch, a thousand dollar electric guitar -on and on.
He made a little speech then, thanking them from the bottom of his heart. They had one more drink and began leaving.
That night, they flew to Las Vegas for a four day honeymoon. They had arranged for substitutes on the personal appearances, Dr. Hemby and Sue Foster. Two happier newlyweds had never lived.