Chapter 3
When Steve got home that night his wife immediately cornered him about his secretary. For the receptionist in the outer office had made it a point to call her up and tell about the long session Steve had interviewing Joyce.
"Yes, I did hire a girl," he said as he tried to divert the subject.
"What does she look like?"
"Oh, nothing much," he shook his head. "I barely noticed."
"Could it be that she's a very erotic-looking redhead with beautiful skin and green eyes and a fantastic figure?"
"Why, darling," Steve shook his head, "do you think I would hire a girl like that? I couldn't keep my mind on my business."
"Huh, monkey business," she nodded. "I've got my spies. I know what's happening over there even when I don't go to work any more. Remember, honey, I was your secretary once."
"I try to forget that," Steve apologized. "When you were my secretary I used to get some good screws. Now that you're my wife I have to beg for it and I get nothing but a kick in the ass."
"Last night, lover," she reminded him, "you got my tongue slipping up your asshole. How does that rate with Lick Alley?"
"Now that you mention it," he laughed, "you'd make a good candidate for Lick Alley. If you could suck a guy's asshole as effectively as you did mine last night, I'm sure that you'd be in business."
"I'm not that kind of woman," Melinda shuddered. "So please don't discuss it. Incidentally, we are invited over to Kathy's place this weekend. Her brother is going to be there and she wants everyone to meet him."
"That worthless brother who's trying to involve everybody in his business deals," she shook his head. "I'm not going over there. The last time he was trying to see me some worthless real estate. I wonder what it will be this time?"
"I didn't ask her," she shook her head, "but I think it would be nice of us both to go and you not to make a fuss. Of course, I suppose that would be difficult for you. You have such a penchant for making noise."
Steve felt that he had better mind his p's and q's. Apparently he was being spied upon. He was glad that she didn't know any more. But he was certain that she would do all in her power to find out.
That weekend they did go to Kathy's place. It was a dull evening. When he got home that night he figured he ought to have a good time.
"What would you like tonight, honey?" he asked her.
"I've been shopping," she declared, "and I bought something that we can use."
She went to the closet and brought out a dildo and straps.
"Oh, no," Steve groaned, "don't tell me I married a lesbian."
"Really, dear," she quipped, "it's not that at all. I was reading this little book about fucking and sucking and it had a unique idea. It said that some men like to get a prostate gland massage while they're getting their cock sucked. The way to do it is with this dildo. I strap it on and shove it up your hot asshole and then I angle my body so that I can slip your long, hard cock in my mouth.
Steve shook his head.
"How the hell do you think you're gonna get that big plastic pecker up my small, tight ass?"
She had the answer for him.
"You make me laugh, honey," she told him. "You assaulted me up the asshole with that huge banana of yours. Now you've got a nerve to get uptight over the fact that I want to return the favor."
"You're a sadist," he said, putting his hands protectively behind his buttocks.
"Why no, darling," she quipped. "I am a sexual liberationist. I feel that if you can stick it to me, I can stick it to you."
"Damn you," he told her. "I don't mind giving the shaft, but I don't like getting it."
"It's human nature, honey," she told him. "But you'll learn to like it. Isn't that what you told me?"
"Yes, after the ass muscles have stretched," Steve told her. "At least that's the way I had it figured when I used to bang girls from behind."
She nodded and smiled.
"I've got news for you, Steve," she told him quickly. "Your ass is gonna get stretched good."
Steve shuddered at the thought of the huge plastic cock slipping up his rectum. He didn't feel it was manly. As a matter of fact, he was furious at the whole idea.
"You'll learn to love it once I shove it," she smiled.
Steve wasn't so sure. His wife began undressing.
"Let's look at the late-night movie," he told her. "Bogart's playing in The Maltese Falcon. I never did catch that."
"You're trying to give me the bird, baby," she told him, "and I want my fuck."
Steve could easily see that his wife was making life impossible. Not only was she playing her spy game at the office by checking on the women he was hiring, now she was conspiring to give him the same problems sexually that he'd been giving her. It wasn't fair. Didn't a man have any rights?"
It didn't take Melinda long to strip. It was obvious to him she could hardly wait to slip the dildo to him.
At this point he knew what he wanted. And he was determined that he was going to get it.
He wanted to get away from her.
"Honey, I forgot something at the store," he told her.
"The hell you did," she told him. "Now you come back here, Steve. Take off your fucking clothes and get on the bed."
Steve burped. He'd had too many drinks and now he wanted to sleep. The last thing he wanted was his wife toying with his rectum.
Apparently she meant business, for the moment she was stark naked she strapped the angry-looking dildo onto herself.
"Doesn't it look beautiful?" she commented proudly.
Steve could see how she might feel. Apparently she looked upon his gigantic cock and what he intended to do with it as a threat.
"Oh, yes," he observed, "it looks real nice, dear wife. Anything you want."
Now he was furious. For he recognized that she was not kidding.
"Get ready, honey," she told him, "'cause I'm gonna slide it to you."
Reluctantly Steve stripped. When he pulled off his shorts she looked at him with a smile.
"Don't worry, I'll use some Vaseline. That will take care of everything."
The very same line that he'd used on her was now being used on him. She coated the plastic cock with Vaseline. Next she ordered him to get on the bed.
"On your knees," she told him, "and I'm gonna slip it to you from behind."
Steve was being forced to follow his own example. He got in the middle of the bed on his knees and bent over.
"Now, honey," she smiled, "get set. Just relax. You know, like you told me to when you were slipping your big dingdong up my behind."
She mounted him as he bent over. She liked seeing him in this subservient position. Slowly she eased the Vaseline-coated plastic penis between his ass cheeks.
"Fuck it," she told him.
She rammed forward with a hard, deep jab.
"That's the way I want it," he told her. "Fuck, baby, fuck."
He was getting it now.
"Ohhh, I can't stand it," he told her. "Stop it."
Melinda explained what she was doing.
"I'm just getting your asshole stretched," she explained, "and then you'll have to roll over on your back. That's the way we'll get our sex kicks. I mean, I can't very well slip your pecker in my mouth unless you're positioned properly."
She did manage to drive the dildo deep up her husband's asshole. Then she pulled out. He rolled over. Reaching up, Melinda placed pillows under his buttocks.
"Now I've got it just right," she told him. "You're gonna get fucked and fucked royal."
His upturned ass and his limp cock made her smile. Usually he was horny and hard. The fear that she was injecting into him as she rammed the plastic cock up his rectum had him limp. She found that it was not so difficult to get the dildo into his asshole at this point. She had already primed him.
Reaching for his cock, she slowly stroked him back to life. At last he began enjoying it.
"Doesn't feel so bad now," he confessed.
"That's good," she smiled. "Now, baby, get a nice hard-on. I want to eat your cock."
At least Melinda wanted him. That was something. She was shoving the plastic cock up his rectum in slow, rhythmic movements. Bending over, she was trying to get her mouth even with his long, hard penis. It wasn't an easy task.
"Fuck," she told him.
He pushed forward. Then she opened her mouth and the tip of his cock slipped in.
"That feels real good," he told her. "suck me. Suck my pecker."
She was sucking his cock tip smoothly. And at the same time the plastic penis was entertaining his hot, tight, twisting asshole. It amazed Steve that he could enjoy anything like this. Nevertheless, it did feel super.
"Fuck me," he begged. "Suck me. Get the juice."
His wife continued fucking his rectum. At the same time she went on licking his penis tip. Steve couldn't hold back much longer. All at once his cock exploded in Melinda's mouth. She sucked.
When she had finished blowing him, he had to admit that he'd experienced one of the most unique sex trips he'd ever enjoyed. At this point he knew what he wanted. He wanted to lick out her snatch.
As she pulled the dildo out of his asshole he told her that he wanted to use it.
"What for, honey?" Melinda asked with the sweetest of smiles on her beautiful face.
"I'll tell you why," he told her. "I want to stick it in your ass. Then I'll be eating your pussy at the same time. It would please me much if you would play with my butt while I'm doing this for you. I'll straddle you and have my ass right over your face."
Melinda thought that would indeed be an erotic pleasure. She unstrapped the dildo and tossed it to him. He took it to the bathroom and washed it and Returning, he straddled her just as he said he would.
"Lick my ass," he told her. "Play with it. Reach over and pull on my pecker."
As Melinda's head rested on the pillow, she could see the curves of his ass cheeks. She knew what he expected. She also observed his long, dangling penis between his legs. She felt it was her duty to perform. Reaching forward, she gripped his cock and pulled on it methodically. At the same time she eased the dildo up her asshole. She enjoyed the sensation of the dildo slipping up her rectum. Then she felt her husband's tantalizing tongue movements on her box. His tongue swept back and forth. The lapping, slicing sensation of his tongue made Melinda's mound juicy.
At this point Melinda's tongue was licking and caressing his bottom. He enjoyed that erotic sensation. Now he was getting his ass licked while he was sticking the dildo in her asshole and driving his tongue in hard stabs into her hot pussy hole.
She responded by pushing back. The two of them were entertaining each other in a wild, erotic manner. He could taste her juicing. It was obvious to him just how much Melinda was enjoying having him go down on her.
His tongue flipped back and forth gingerly across her love button. His teeth bore down lightly as he nibbled her erect clitoris. She cried out in sexual ecstasy, begging for more.
"Oh, Steve," she groaned in delight, "you don't know how good that feels to me. Keep it up, love. That's what I like. Now you're doing it, darling. Oh, Steve, eat my pussy. Baby, you're on."
Indeed Steve was turned on. And his tongue continued flipping and sliding around her pussy. The erotic excitement that she felt now kept her moving. He loved the way her hands caressed his ass cheeks. But he liked it even more when she would lick and suck on his buttocks. Apparently she was a far more erotic woman than he had ever imagined. He also felt almost guilty for playing around so much at the office. After all, he calculated, when he had such a wild wife he really didn't need a secretary such as he was hiring.
Now his tongue flipped into her again. She wiggled as he licked her pussy. Harder and faster his tongue flipped around in her.
"Ohhh, baby," Melinda gasped, "I love it when you do that. Come on, tiger. Now you're doing it. Just like I like it."
The erotic frenzy that she felt gave way as she juiced in his face. Steve quickly let his tongue slide around and lick her all the way up.
When he had finished devouring her he eased his tongue from her pussy and pulled the dildo from her behind. He rolled over and looked at his adorable wife.
"I almost feel guilty," he told her.
"About what, darling?" Melinda asked him innocently.
"My new secretary," he apologized.
"What do you mean, dear?"
"I want to hire her so I can seduce her all the time."
Melinda decided she was going to tease more out of him. She felt that it would be good to use in a divorce case, too. Going to the living room for a moment, she found a tape recorder. She put it inside of a magazine and then came back. She flipped the switch on so it would record what her husband had to say.
"What are you doing with a magazine?" he asked as she came back into the bedroom.
"I was thinking of some redecorating for the bedroom, dear," she told him.
"When we're in the middle of a fuck you want to read magazines and talk about redecorating?"
She slid the magazine under the bed.
"I'm sorry," she told him. "Forgive me, dear. I don't know why I got carried away."
With the magazine underneath the bed now and lying there totally responsive to anything he said, she let him go on talking.
"I don't suppose you had sex with her already, did you?"
"I'll confess," he told her, "I did fuck her."
"Confession is good for the soul," she told him as she caressed his bare behind.
"Play with my balls, honey," Steve suggested. "I like it when your finger tips massage my nuts."
"Certainly, dear," she told him.
Immediately her hands went to his testicles. She gently caressed them as she teased more talk out of him.
"Darling," she asked him, "tell me the truth. Have you played around with other secretaries?"
"Yes," he admitted.
"I guess I can't trust you then."
"No, you can't," he confessed. .
"Would you promise," she began, "if I did let you hire this Miss Johnson, that you would be a good boy?"
"You can count on that," Steve told her.