Chapter 7

Sex Dogs For Sale

Because the demand for 'sex-trained' dogs has skyrocketed during the past few years a new breed of dog-trainer has come to the foreground, using his special knowledge of dog habits and anatomy to reap huge financial rewards.

Dog breeders who once barely earned enough from puppy sales to stay in business are finding much higher profits to be reaped from the training of sex-trained dogs.

In A DOG IN MY BED author Michelle Michaels observes ...

"The training of the family mutt is not restricted to the sexually obsessed individual alone. It has developed into a lucrative business of such magnitude that it now extends coast to coast. The sex dog trainer has it's expert trainers, jealously guarded training techniques, equipment, advertising codes and even a jargon of its own. If the dog-loving deviate prefers not to bother with the training of his own canine sex partner, he has only to contact one of the countless sex kennels or trainers and place his order. Even the selection of the 'right dog' for the specific individual has become a fine art. Questionnaires have been devised whereby the trainer can determine immediately which breed of dog would be best and which tricks would most please the buyer. It is an illegal but highly profitable business which grows fatter each day by feeding on the sexual frustrations inherent in our present day society." (16)

The sexual tastes of the public are becoming more and more bizarre as old taboos are toppling under the weight of the 'Sexual Revolution'.

Acts of oralism and analism are receiving wide acceptance and dogs are willingly included in the sexual lives of many sane and quite intelligent persons.

In A DOG IN MY BED Michelle Michaels observes ...

"Conventional sex is obsolete. Sexual obsession, once thought an unpardonable sin, has become commonplace in our lives. Every day the public becomes more and more aware of the existence of bizarre sex practices, acts that would never enter the minds of most 'ordinary' people." (16)

Where bestialists were once thought of as perverse they are now recognized as 'off-beat' and 'unconventional'. Many perfectly happy and normal couples are including the 'family pet' in their sex lives and finding the addition of a talented dog a real 'plus' to their marriage.

I interviewed Pete and Janice Breedlove after a close friend told me of their plush kennel which specialized in the training of 'sex-dogs'. I was able to obtain an interview with the provision that their true identity and location never be revealed. Janice and Pete were most cooperative and seemed to be out for more than the 'quick money' often reaped in the sale of such specially trained pets.

"Pete and I started out as swingers ..." Janice began, tossing her golden blonde hair to one side. "We both wanted more out of marriage than just a dull monotonous existence. Pete's a real gambler ... and I had quite a nice layout to develop this whole thing. We got into the sex-dog business quite by accident ... more because of the demand placed on us than any desire of our own."

Janice is a tall, pert and attractive housewife in her early thirties. She has nice full breasts, wide hips, and a kind of sensual smile that assures you she is broad-minded about everything relating to sex.

Pete is a tall, dark-haired man in his late thirties, a brilliant conversationalist and a shrewd businessman. Pete has been the organization man, the backbone behind their booming sex-pet business.

"Yeah ..." Pete smiled, fingering the silver western belt, that held up his tight fitting levis. "We got into this whole thing by accident. I never knew the profit that could be made from this business until we got into it. Now I have more orders for sex-trained dogs than I can fill. I'll let Janice give you the details of how we got started. I'm going to check out a dog a friend just brought in ...!"

"Pete can't keep his hands off the dogs ..." Janice blushed, with a shy smile. "You asked for details and of course I'm going to have to be blunt with you to give you full details. I don't mince words ...! You might have to edit out a few things if you put my story in print ...!"

"Go ahead ..."

"After about three years of marriage Pete and I became swingers. We got hold of the correspondence club magazines and found quite a few swingers in our nearby locale. Pete and I aren't jealous of each other ... which is one reason that we got so much out of swapping. You see ... after you've scored with another partner ... and you both talk it over ... it brings you that much closer. You appreciate each other that much more realizing that your marriage is built on freedom and understanding. My husband is pretty big in the sex-department ... 91/2 inches at full tilt. You can bet he's popular with some of the girls!"

"Do you like big men?"

"I like big men ... big anything ... as long as it's lively and it's masculine. In case you're wanting to ask but are afraid to—I work out with the dogs myself. When you know the full details you realize that dogs are much cleaner sexually than humans. They don't carry disease and it is a fairly enjoyable experience. I'm not more fond of the dogs than my own husband. But, yes, I do enjoy a good DOG-SCREW now and then. When we began swapping we found out. that so many others wanted to share our one sex-trained pet, a little miniature collie, named "Laddie". When people saw how obedient our dog was they wanted theirs trained just like him. Friends were always calling up and wanting to borrow "Laddie" for a party. I complained pretty much because your own 'sex-dog' is a pretty personal thing ... and you don't want him in every SNATCH to say the least. The demand got to be so much that we had to stop lending Laddie ... and then we were getting requests to train people's dogs for sex."

"Pete was pretty upset so when he told people he wouldn't train any dog for under $200 we were pretty damned shocked when our friends, all pretty well-to-do, began going out and buying dogs for Pete to train. His first prospect was a two year old Dalmatian named Happy who just loved slinging his BIG RED DICK around women ...! Happy was trained in less than two weeks to perform coitus, to perform cunnilingus and he even did some light fellatio. The Myersons were glad to pay Pete $200. When they got their dog back. Another couple bought a big Gordon Setter and paid Pete $200 in advance to work with it. His name was "Buster" and he was very easy to train. I got in on the action and Pete gave me half of what we made."

"I began to see a lot of money in the business of raising and training dogs. My husband has his own business which his partner manages so Pete has lots of spare time which he could devote to a side-line if he wanted. We built half a dozen kennels out back and bought a few Labrador's, a German Shepherd, and a young Dane to train. At first we worked with unregistered animals ... until we got into big money ... and then we realized we needed a good front ... and so now we sell nothing but AKC dogs for the most part. However, if a real promising youngster comes along, and he doesn't have any papers, and he seems to be a natural ... we develop him. We've sold some pretty ugly dogs ... but you can bet they were well-trained. If a friend comes along and wants their dogs trained we charge so much per trick ... depending on how much we can teach the dog and how long it takes."

"What do you mean by 'trick'?"

"Tricks are the different sexual stunts, sexual acts really, that a dog can be trained to perform. Dogs are pretty much like people in that they have their own likes and dislikes. And dogs can be trained to do everything, sometimes even more, than a human sexual partner. We have dogs who perform coitus, fellatio, cunnilingus, who are receptive to oralism and analism and who will do just about anything to please their masters."

"Do you sell more male or female dogs?"

"Mostly males ..." Janice blushed, smoothing her short red skirt. "Male dogs can be used by both men and women. A bitch dog can only be used when she's in season ... which is only about once or twice a year. Male dogs are as well endowed as some men ...! My favorite is a Dane we own named "Hammer". He got that name because he slungs away almost forever ... nailing his BIG PRONG in a woman's vagina with real finesse. You can bet he's almost as big as my husband and twice as lusty. We give all our sex-dogs a whopping portion of wheat germ oil ... high protein diets ... and we get good results ...!"

"How do you tell if a dog is going to be good at sex?"

"You have to work with him ... !," Janice laughed. "You need a dog who is friendly, outgoing, lovable ... one who is healthy and has lots of energy. You don't just train the dog to mount a woman ... screw ... and lay down. You have to teach them 'key words', different phrases, that have a specific meaning for that dog. You can't have a sex dog jumping all over guests and trying to rutt. They are trained to do certain acts on a specific command and not until that command is given. We could train a dog to screw in a day or two ... but the real training takes weeks of patient effort and constant attention. If you have a sex-trained dog he must be well-mannered. You don't want everyone guessing your secret. That is why it is so expensive to train a sex-pet."

"You've developed the training process into a fine art?"

"We like to think so ..." Janice answered, lighting a cigarette and tossing the match under her foot. "Our dogs are going to be so well-trained that they won't cause their owners embarrassment. If they don't measure up we dispose of them or have them put to sleep. We had one promising Greyhound who loved to screw ... but he just wouldn't learn to do it on command. It was a shame because he would have made a lovely sex-pet. He was so virile, so fully potent. We finally sold him to a man who had a female Greyhound just before we had decided to put him to sleep. A sex trained dog who isn't under control at all times is a definite threat to its owner. My husband will not sell a dog until it's finished. Pete handles all of the details ... I merely help out when a little LIVE ACTION is needed."

"You'd be surprised at the prices people pay to have their dogs trained. One woman from Italy had her male Irish Wolfhound shipped to us to be trained. She's willing to pay $600 to have the dog trained right. One of our swap friends got us that job and believe me we'd like to get more orders that size. Of course she wants "Cedric" to do every trick in the book ... take it anally, perform coitus, perform cunnilingus and fellatio, and of course submit to oral sex. We keep "Cedric" in our house and we both work with him in the evenings. He's almost fully trained after almost three months here ...! Just a little more work on his commands and he'll be ready to fly home. I think the woman paid $1,500 for her pet. She promised Pete a good bonus if he could get Cedric to do everything."

"Do most dogs pick up that many 'tricks'?"

"Not all of them ... no ..." Janice paused. "You're limited by the dogs intelligence and instinct. We use a lot of drugs and instruments and we even do a little surgery in our line of work. Nothing major ... just some slight alterations to enhance the dog's sex appeal. The woman who is having Cedric trained is reputed to be somewhat of a nympho. Fortunately Cedric is young enough to be fully potent and virile enough, as long as he's kept on a diet and given lots of wheat germ oil, to be used several times a day. However any dog can be abused ... and too much sex will make one weak and useless. We always instruct the owners concerning their pets so that both dog and owner can enjoy a fruitful relationship."

"How big is an Irish Wolfhound?"

"Cedric weights a little less than two hundred pounds right now ..." Janice noted. "Before you leave I might even give you a little demonstration of just how well-trained our dogs are. You've got to remember that there are a lot of lonely, frustrated people in the world and that many of these dogs fill a genuine need. We realize society thinks the habit of "dog-loving" is sick ...! But neither Pete nor I agree. Doggie-sex harms no one—not the owner and certainly not the dog. It is disease-free, it goes on behind closed doors and it brings relief to many frustrated people who may have real problems. Pete and I don't agree that dog-loving just adds another problem. In many cases it's a good solution. Of course, neither of us is qualified in psychiatry ... but we know a hell of a lot of people who are intelligent, prosperous, who are broad-minded and who use dogs for sex. And until we see reason to believe otherwise we'll continue to train dogs for people who want them ...!"

"You realize your business is illegal?"

"Listen ... we run a legit kennel ..." Janice frowned. "Sure the dogs we sell are all older dogs ... we don't fool with pups ... unless we raise a litter and train them. We pay taxes on the kennel and no one has yet asked us why sometimes a plain mutt sells for $20. We try to be discreet. Pete and I make our living entirely through contacts. We do occasionally run a ad in a correspondence club wanting to meet other dog-lovers and sometimes we meet a live one who brings us business. You've got to learn how to feel people out and how far to go with them. We try not to overcharge for our dogs ... but when you consider the time, training, and expense ... we've got to get a fair price for them. If we keep a pup from birth until it's fully sex-trained at maybe sixteen months we've got a lot tied up in board and feed alone, not to mention the sixteen months it takes to train the animal. A few people have complained of our high prices and Pete always tells them to go to the S.P.C.A. and pick up a mutt and train it themselves. We've gotten dogs that the owners have tried to sex-train. Believe me the people are willing to pay us well to do the job."

"Okay ... it's reasonable to assume you have high expenses. But doesn't it embarrass customers to tell you what they want the dogs for?"

"Listen—if they've come far enough to find us they're willing to go the rest of the way to tell us what they want. Women are a little more shy than men as a rule ..." Janice frowned. "There's always an exception. Like Mrs. Prendell who brought us a big bull dog who had absolutely no desire for sex. Mrs. Prendell was a widow, a lonely woman, who had always wanted a bulldog and who had finally gotten one. She was furious because the animal wouldn't respond to her sexual advances. Pete took the dog and worked with it, even gave it certain drugs, and unless the animal was heavily dosed with testosterone it wouldn't show the slightest interest in sex. Mrs. Prendell was shocked, assuming any dog would do what comes naturally, but she finally had to sell her bulldog and go to a more virile breed. She settled on a huge Irish Setter and paid $450 in all for it ...! She was able to unload her reluctant bulldog on a local breeder who gave her $200 for him. I guess the breeder figured the dog could be stimulated once a year to get it up ...!"

"Tell me more about how your dogs are trained."

"We don't like to give away trade secrets ..." Janice smiled. "But we use a variety of objects. We use dildoes for anal and vaginal penetration, something we call a 'bitter bottle' which teaches the dog to be gentle when he sucks."

"What is a bitter bottle?"

"It's used in training dogs to give oral sex. Obviously since the dog is going to be handling some pretty sensitive and vulnerable anatomy he must be restrained ... not too eager ... and of course he must not BITE ...!!"

"Obviously ..."

"For this purpose the 'bitter bottle' is used on the dog as a pup ..." Janice began. "It's a nipple of two layer construction. Between the two layers is a substance of extremely bitter taste—made up of alum, cayenne pepper and a saline solution. One enthusiastic nip and the pup punctures the first nipple releasing the solution which burns his tongue ... and teaches him right from BITE ...! One or two such unfortunate incidents arid the pup learns to suck gently to get the milk. You always get a few dogs who refuse to bottle nurse after that ... but most will come back to seconds on the 'bitter bottle' and they're usually gentler on the sucking next time. Once they learn not to bite the nipple we try to teach them to suck harder."

"How old are these dogs?"

"Two months up to a year ..." Janice revealed, smiling awkwardly. "You've got to keep in mind that a dog will nurse forever if you let it. A dog taken off its mother learns to bottle suck and will continue to do so into full adulthood if you keep offering it the nipple. We train our dogs this way ... from pups ... and as they get older we make the size of the nipple hole smaller so that the dog has to suck harder to get it's reward. By the time the dog is a year old he's learned two things ... to suck for pleasure, and not to bite into the nipple. Slowly we transfer this knowledge to good use and the dog learns to fellate a man's BIG IMPATIENT DICK ... ! We spread a little milk on a male organ ... sometimes a dildo ... which may have warm milk inside and be definitely 'penis-shaped' ... and sometimes we give the dog the real thing ... if we think he's ready. The dog is smart enough to move his tongue about ... to suck hard ... and we encourage him to keep it up until his human partner ejaculates! Most dogs respond readily if they've come his far ... because sucking has become a natural thing for them! Teaching a dog to perform fellatio is one of the most difficult tricks that there is ...!"

"Do your dogs also perform orally on women?"

"Of course ..." Janice frowned. "It's one of my favorite activities. For example Hammer will cunnilingue me for hours without trying to mount me. Hammer will lay on the bed or the couch with his big soft wet nose shoved between my QUIVERING WET THIGHS and he'll tenderly lick and nurse at my RED SWOLLEN SEX ...! He knows how to lick the pubic lips, how to take each side individually into his mouth, and then he slowly inserts his tongue deep inside my QUIVERING GASH and drives himself deep as he sucks even harder, carrying me slowly and surely, towards an eventual orgasm that leaves me well-satisfied and very much aroused."

"How do you train dogs to perform cunnilingus?"

"Usually some special substance is used to stimulate the dog to lick that area. Some dogs naturally enjoy the taste of a woman's come ...! I've known of some owners to complain that their dogs liked it too well and were often quite reluctant to perform coitus on command!"

"How much do you charge to teach a dog that particular trick?"

"Oh, from $50 to $75 depending upon the animal and how long it takes. Teaching fellatio can cost up to $200 because it takes such a long time ...! The shorter the time it takes the cheaper it is for us, naturally."

"What else do your dogs do ?"

"Lots of things ... !," Janice frowned. "Dogs, both male and female, are brought in to be trained to take it anally. This is best attempted when the pup is young and can be conditioned slowly to the act. Begun at a older age some dogs become pretty rowdy when you begin shoving things in their Tectums ...!"

"What do you shove up there ...?"

"A variety of things ... fingers ... different devices."

"Be more specific ...!"

"If we raise a dog here from a pup he's going to be trained from a pup and he'll sell for about $450 or better. We won't raise a pup unless we intend to teach it everything so we can get our money out of it. As pups we start them on the 'bitter bottle'. We also wear rubber gloves and cautiously penetrate the pup's anus with a gloved finger. With puppies you're often giving enemas—so gradually the young dog becomes accustomed to you working around it's genitals. We fondle their LITTLE SOFT DICKS when they're little, move fingers into their rectum's, encourage them to suck hard ... shoot, I might as well tell you, we had a special 'bitter bottle' made in the shape of an ERECT TOOL ...! It's one of our secrets ... the shape gets the pup used to having a hard penis-shaped object in its mouth. Anyway, the pups are stimulated in every way, and regularly. It will have a probing finger in its rectum every day ... and as the dog matures we switch from fingers to larger objects such as dildoes ... which increase in size until they're as large as the average male organ."

"Does your husband penetrate the dog himself?"

"Usually ..." Janice laughed. "We don't have any outside help. We do it all ourselves. Then there's no one to talk ... and if we get caught we know it's our own doing. You have to be kind of quiet about an operation such as this ...! When my husband introduces the dog to ANAL SEX he mostly sticks the very tip of his BIG HOT TOOL into the dog's rectum and sometimes at the same time Pete will masturbate the dog's dong ...! This distracts the dog so it's not thinking about what's going up its ASS—and it brings even more pleasure. After the dog is used to a BIG LUSTY ROD moving in and out of its butt it will stand for anal intercourse without masturbation. Any trick is a slow process which is done by degrees. You just don't wham a COLD STIFF PETER up the dog's tail and expect it to cooperate. That's why sex-dog trainers charge so much ...!"

"I see ... "

"You're learning ... !," Janice frowned. "What you don't know is that there are some real sickies in this racket too. A Mr. Murchison has a bitch Brittany which he keeps doped on prolactin so that the dog is constantly producing 'milk'. Pete doesn't approve but he keeps the dog producing milk to satisfy the owner ... who gets down on the floor on all fours, for gawd's sakes, and sucks MILK from the bitch dog ...! As long as that man empties the milk ducts every day the poor dog will continue making milk ...! That bastard doesn't do anything to "Brenda" except suck her dry of milk ...! Pete says he sometimes cries like a baby when he's sucking ...! Of all our customers he's the only really 'sick' one I know of ...!"

"Well, teaching a dog to accept acts of oralism is pretty easy since most dogs enjoy being sexually fondled. One woman sought our help after she bought a Dalmatian and had an unfortunate experience when she first tried to suck it's tool. She brought the dog to us and said it tried to bite her. She said she had gotten it trained to copulate quite easily but that she had been bitten when she tried to get down on the floor and NURSE AT THE BIG HARD CANINE TOOL!"

"Why would the dog bite her?"

"The animal thought she meant to hurt it ..." Janice frowned. "You take it slow with any strange dog. We convinced her that her Dalmatian needed to be trained to screw only on 'command' and after giving her a few verbal demonstrations of what could happen if her dog tried to 'rutt' just anyone she agreed it was worth $150 to get it to do both tricks on command."

"What if the dog refuses to learn what you try to teach it?"

"We never charge the customer unless the dog learns completely ..." Janice affirmed. "My husband is trained to spot a dog that just won't learn. He phones the owner early and tells them the dog just isn't good enough ... and there's no expense to the owner of the dog if it fails to respond to training. In this case my husband got the dog to copulate on command only ... so that it would sit motionless when I walked about the room BARE-ASSED NUDE ... with my slit stimulated so that the genital odors were quite strong ... !"

"When my husband says "screw" the dog will get up and go into action. When he says "suck" the dog knows to lick—but not until the command is given. Any other command, even a word similar, will fail to excite the dog and produce the desired response. The woman was very pleased when she could nurse for hours on her Dalmatian's HOT DICK ...! She gave Pete a $10 tip and told him she would bring him more business."

"What are the most popular breeds?"

"That's hard to say ..." Janice sighed. "Women prefer Shepherds, Labrador's, Irish Setters ... and men's taste range from tiny Pomeranians to big Sheep Dogs. We try to match the people with dogs we have on hand ... and if we don't have the right dog ... we'll get it and train it as long as the new owner puts down a sizeable deposit to insure us that he's really interested."

"Aren't some people ... particularly women ... reluctant to tell you of their desires?"

"We hand out a fifty question 'questionnaire' which covers almost everything. It's multiple choice and from the answers given we can determine the size and breed the person wants. We'll even take "Bankamericard" and "Master Charge."

"Do you give green stamps?"

"No ... but we guarantee our dogs to be satisfactory ..." Janice laughed. "When we accept a check we have it understood that the dog can be used for 48 hours—during which time we'll take the dog back if for any reason it doesn't measure up to complete satisfaction. After that time we'll still take the dog back if the owner suddenly becomes dissatisfied ... and give a partial refund. Sometimes owners get tired of certain dogs and want to trade them in on new ones."

"So you also sell 'used sex dogs'?"

"In a way ..." Janice frowned, straightening her tight form-fitting sweater. "It's not a practice you encourage but when a person moves, or gets tired of a sex-pet, or has to dispose of it for one reason or another we try to be understanding. We don't think a good 'sex-trained' dog should end up in the pound. We may give the owner half of the original purchase price back, or less, depending on the shape and age of the dog and the demand for it at the time. We can always sell 'sex-trained' dogs and if we can buy an already trained one back and resell it at a profit we've killed two birds with one stone ... we save the dog from a lonely life where it gets no sex, and we've rid the owner of a burden. We very rarely put a dog to sleep ...! Sometimes if they're no good for sex when they come back we find good homes for them free of charge!"

"You all are 'dog-lovers' then?"

"In more than one sense of the word ... yes ..." Janice laughed. "We have a genuine respect and concern for dogs ... and all animals we train. Pete worked with a baboon for a while ... even suggested buying us one to keep up at the house ... but I wanted nothing to do with it. I don't mind baring my HOT LITTLE ASS now and then for a good DOG-SCREW or a good DOG-SUCK but I don't want any slobbering primate fooling around with my ass. I guess it's just dogs that turn me on in a sexual way ...! My husband will relate to any species that will respond to sexual enticement ... and one time he even trained a miniature pony ... an Austrian mini-horse ... to lay on its back and be 'ridden' by its master. I had to help out that time ... to the tune of $300 ... and it was worth it. That little pony we named "Tricky Dick" and he was a cute, and very cooperative fellow. His owner, who had a big snatch, could take almost all of that little horses' tool!"

"You and your husband have a satisfactory sexual relationship ?"

"You better believe it ..." Janice frowned. "I'm a very jealous wife ...! Pete can mess around with dogs ... but he better stay away from other women! I watch him around the dames who come for sex-dogs. They're usually a HORNY BUNCH who'd screw anything with SIX INCHES OF RAW RED MEAT ON IT! Pete has to work the dog and woman together ... and things can become pretty intimate. I have a glass window installed so I can stand on the other side and look in and see what's going on all of the time. The customers think it's a mirror ... but it's a two way device ... where they can't see out but I can see in. Very handy when you want to watch and not be observed watching."

"I see ...! And you got into this business from just having a sex dog who was popular with your friends?"

"Right you are ... !," Janice giggled. "We didn't get in business and look for customers ...! Our friends actually put us into business and became our best customers. Most of our dog-lovers are swappers and now and then we get an order for a 'party dog'— one who will have sex with lots of men and women in a party situation. They sometimes cost as much as $700. because, while many dogs will have sex with their owners, most aren't too keen about swinging in a swap situation ... where they become CANINE LOTHARIO'S to a bunch of HOT-ASSED WOMEN ...However we do train "party dogs" and we charge way up there for them. We've gotten lots of calls for sex-trained dogs from people at parties who have swung with one of our specially trained 'party dogs'. They're always a good advertisement for us so we train them well ... and they bring us more and more business."

"Any kind of dog you don't train ...?"

"Ha ... now that you mention it it is kind of funny ..." Janice frowned, lighting a cigarette. "Pete knows a guy who keeps coming by with this grouse dog ...! He says his dog won't hunt to suit him and he keeps asking Pete to work with him. He's heard that Pete handles dogs ...! You should see my husband stammer about and tell the man he doesn't train "hunting dogs". That long-winded old gent just stands there, rolling himself a chew, staring at his grouse hound, and then he'll ask blankly ... "what other kinds of dogs are there?"

"Sounds amusing ....'Of course your husband doesn't tell him the truth ...!"

"No ..." Janice laughed. "He always tells the man he handles dogs for the show ring ... not field dogs. The old guy mumbles something about "if you can train one dog you can train em all" and poor Pete looks so relieved when he leaves. One night Pete said he was tempted to take the old hunting dog and teach it to screw the old man up the ASS ...! Thinks it might keep the old geezer at home and off our doorstep. Pete's on the lookout for a good grouse dog so he can get the old man off his back. No telling what the old snoop might discover if he hangs around long enough."

"How long have you been in business?"

"Five years ..." Janice frowned. "Listen ... I've got to cut it short ... almost feeding time ... you know ... but if you care to come up to the house I'll give you a demonstration of how I work out with one of our dogs. That Irish Wolfhound we've got has got an immense dong ...! I can take it all. If you'd like to watch I don't think Pete would mind if we went up to the house a bit ...!"

Being reluctant to do more than verbally inquire into the training techniques of the 'sex-dog' I hesitated to accept the invitation. Janice smiled but seemed to understand. At the conclusion of the interview she laughed and told me if I ever need a dog to get in touch. And again she laughed and said ... "that is if you mean to hunt more than quail!"

PSYCHOLOGICAL COMMENT:

I found Janice and her husband, Pete, to be a most interesting and sexually versatile couple. They both admitted they felt no shame whatsoever in connection with their occupation. Both Janice and Pete felt that dog-loving was a safe, sane and inexpensive way of having fun when other outlets were unavailable. Both admitted they indulged sexually with their dogs and both admitted they had a more than satisfactory marital relationship.

While Janet and Pete are not bestialists in the full sense of the word both indulge their dog-loving whims privately and publically in group sex situations where such 'sex-trained' animals are used by every member of the group. Such swap-oriented dogs are called 'party dogs' and often sell for fantastically high prices because of the intricate training involved and many other factors.

Not all dog-lovers are backwoods morons. In CANINE SEXUALIS author W. W. Waine observes ...

"Surprisingly enough, the most frequent offenders ... are those persons, both male and female, between the ages of thirty and forty-five. They are for the most part those persons in their most productive years of their lives, mature of mind, well-educated, financially secure. This is not to infer that senior citizens or the youthful do not indulge ...For the most part they seem to accept it quite casually as a part of their lives and suffer no apparent guilt or remorse from their perversions." (24)

Most people who purchase sex-trained dogs feel little shame over their bestial habits.

In CANINE SEXUALSIS author W. W. Waine verifies ...

"They generally feel no abnormal perversion in their favorite pastime. It is to them nothing more than a personal pleasure and the intimate companionship of a personal friend. In their opinion it is physically satisfying, mentally stimulating and causes no anatomical or medical damage to either participant in the game. It is therefore a matter of personal preference and quite acceptable if done in the privacy of one's own surroundings. Furthermore it is a convenient pleasure ... in which they may indulge at any hour of the day." (24)

As long as mankind suffers the temptations of perverse sexual desires, and as long as he continues to seek new and more unconventional methods of sexual satisfaction there will be those who will provide him with his favorite vice.

Janice and Pete are both dog-lovers who feel that they are doing a favor for themselves and friends by providing them with properly-trained canine sex companions.

As W. W. Waine observes in CANINE SEXUALIS ...

"The extent of the dog's depravity is limited only by the corruption in the mind of his owner. Deprived of his instinct to breed with his own kind he will come to accept the human substitute." (24)