Chapter 9

All school day Suzy mooned over her breakup with Lance. At first she was on the verge of forgiving him, but then she saw the scoundrel skip off with Cissy during lunch, and she hated him again. To get even, she even let Linus walk her home. Along the way she cursed her two-timing steady, using Linus as a sounding board. But rather than agree with her, he steadily defended Lance.

"Who knows, maybe he and Cissy went on a field trip together. They might be gathering wild flowers this very minute."

"More likely he's sprinkling that horny little bitch with his pollen. Oh, I'm sorry I said that about your girlfriend, I really am."

"But it's true, she is horny. Cissy constantly plagues me to pop her cherry, the silly virgin," he replied condescendingly, trying to sound like the man of the world he wasn't.

"Is that so? Yes, virgins can be so silly at times, always giggling as they do, especially when the subject of s-e-x pops up."

"That certainly is a descriptive way to put it, 'Pops up'."

"You're a clever one, Linus." She pinched his cheek, causing it to blush. Then she added, "And sexy, too." Now he turned crimson.

"You shouldn't be ashamed because you're sexy, Linus." She butted her shapely hip against his; the feel of her hot desirable flesh sent an electric thrill racing through his loins. "Actually," she said, spitting out her bubble gum, I think you're lots sexier than Lance. He's such a big clumsy oaf, while you are lean and light on your feet."

"You really think so?" he answered, tripping over a crack in the sidewalk.

"Yes," she said, stooping to help pick up spilled books. She looked deep into his myopic eyes, which were magnified by the thick lenses he wore, and told him he was a very sensitive person, and it took a very sensitive person to make love well.

"But you hardly know me," he derided, struggling to get back onto his feet under the heavy load of books, "So how can you say I'm a great lover?"

"I guess you're right. Linus, I can't. In fact, you're probably a lousy lover."

His masculine ego, ballooned by her earlier accolade, burst.

"Don't look so forlorn, Linus baby, I was only kidding." She put her hand on his boy shoulder in consolation.

He shrugged it off, "About what?"

From the glance he shot her, she could see he'd been hurt by what she'd said. She apologized, but still he sulked, refusing to speak.

"Please don't hate me, Linus, please," she begged, tugging at his sleeve.

"Will you please refrain from touching my person," he said through clenched teeth, staring straight ahead.

"I wasn't, only your shirt."

"Well, then, please do not touch my shirt."

"Okay, then, how about your pants?" She rubbed the heel of her hand up and down his thigh in a most suggestive fashion. This time he was a trifle slower protesting. When he did, she didn't stop. Instead, she teasingly tapped her fingertips on his fly.

Savagely he slapped her hand. "Don't you dare treat me thus, you prick teaser!" he screamed, at the same time covering his crotch with books.

"Me, tease? That's a laugh, it really is. I'm one girl in high school who knows the score, believe thee me."

"Maybe so, but that doesn't entitle you to play .with my manhood."

"What'samadder, don't you like me to feel your cock? Afraid it doesn't measure up to Lance's?"

"It's not how big it is, but what you do with it that counts," he quoted from somewhere.

"So it is little?" she kidded.

"It is not!"

"Prove it."

"Here, on the sidewalk? Are you that shameless?"

"Nope, silly, at my house. I keep this mattress in the garage, we can go there. Come on, I'll show you a good time." She tugged on his sleeve.

"But is it clean?"

"My thing? Sure, I douched before coming to school. You can lick it if you want."

"No, I mean the mattress. It isn't soiled is it?"

"Don't be so squeamish, you big sissy. So what if Thor sleeps on it." She tugged harder until he started moving again toward her house.

"Who's Thor?"

"My dog."

"You mean you want me to make love to you on a mattress you're dog sleeps on? Isn't that a little unsanitary?"

"Look, if you don't want to lay me, just give me my books and split, because I'm not so hard up that I have to beg boys to ball me."

"Even though you apparently do not satisfy Lance, who seems to find Cissy more attractive sexually."

"You sure do know how to hurt a girl, don't you? If you want to know the truth, Lance is frightened of me. I think he finds me too aggressive sexually. The fact is, and please don't spread this around, that he's never even fucked me."

"Not even once?" Linus couldn't believe his ears. Here he had a chance to climb aboard a girl who was too good even for a football hero!

"Nope, he was too scared to screw me. In fact," she whispered, "And this is really confidential, I only lost my virginity this weekend."

"You're kidding! But I've heard at least a dozen guys brag about how they've humped you!"

"All lies. Only one person has made love to me."

"And who was that?"

"That is for me to know and you not to find out. Quit being so nosy, will you? I mean a girl's got a right to some privacy, you know."

"I'm sorry, it's just that I have a naturally inquisitive mind."

"You mean dirty one, don't you? I've seen the way you look at me when I walk down the corridor with Lance."

"So does every guy in school. You are a very attractive girl, Suzy, in a cheap sort of way." He yawned, just before she hit him with her purse.

"How dare you call me cheap, you four-eyed freak!" She banged away at his skinny body with her heavy purse, until he stayed her hand with his.

"Now, now, girl, can't you take a joke?" He gave her blonde head a pat.

She sobbed, "No, it's true, people do think me cheap, especially other girls. They all call me slut and whore. Behind my back, naturally. None of them dares say it to my face, the cowards. They know I'd scratch out their eyes if they did." She gestured accordingly with her hands.

"I don't think you're cheap, Suzy. In fact, I find you very perceptive, even intelligent."

"You do? She dried her eyes with the back of her hand as he continued.

"Yes, and you may not believe this, but it was your mind and not your body which attracted me to you."

"Now you gotta be kidding, nobody but nobody ever called me smart, though I am, you know. Who's interested in a brainy girl anyway? All boys ever care about are boobs." She thrust out her sweatered chest to show what she meant. Only by exerting maximum self control did Linus avoid looking at "them" as she called her immense breasts. Instead, he held her soft chin in his hand, stared deep into her bright blue eyes and told her she was brilliant. Naturally, she laughed.

"Now I know you're dingy, Linus baby. I may have a few brains, but I'm no Einstein."

"But you are easily the smartest girl I've ever met."

"Even smarter than Cissy? I mean, she gets straight A's. Me, I'm lucky if I pass."

"Grades are no test of a person's intelligence," he said knowledgeably, affecting an arrogant pose.

"Then what is?"

"Well, a sense of humor for one, which you definitely have."

"I do?"

"Yes. I especially admire the way you can cut people down. That takes talent."

"Even if it does lose me a lot of friends. As you've noticed, I don't like to beat around the bush." Grabbing his thin hand in hers, she said, "Let's fuck."

"But are you sure you want me, Suzy? I mean," he gestured at his sunken chest, "I'm hardly built like Lance."

"Men's bodies aren't important, not like women's are. What counts is what you got upstairs. That's what makes for a good lover, not how big your balls are, or your jack." She smiled saucily, letting her hand linger on his thigh.

"I-I just hope I don't disappoint you," he stammered, following as she led him up the sidewalk to her house.

"Because you're a virgin?"

"No, I'm not!" he protested, in vain.

"Don't kid me, I know the score. You forget I ride to school with Cissy."

"And she's told you about me?"

"Everything."

"No!"

"Yes! Now, come on, I'm kinda horny myself." She pulled so hard on his shirt she popped a button.

"My shirt!" He started to bend over to pick up the button, but she wouldn't let him. Dragging him toward their mattress rendezvous, she conjured up carnal images of her seduction of Cissy's boyfriend. I'll show that little snip who is sexier! When I get through with Linus he'll never want to see her again. What anybody sees in that four-eyed, flat-chested female is beyond me.

As they entered the iniquitous garage, Linus asked, "But what about your mother?" as Suzy tore off his shirt.

"She's at work." Suzy tossed the shirt, from which she had popped every button, onto the greasy floor.

"But that was a brand new shirt!"

"Look, which is more important, that shirt or me?" She pulled off her sweater to bare the most beautiful set of tits Linus had seen anywhere. Even the Playmate of the Month, with whom he'd had a hot affair in the bathroom the night previous, palled by comparison. Suzy was not only stacked, but her boobs were magnificently formed. Unable to resist their ripe allure, he ran his trembling hands across her soft shapely mammaries, the nipples of which rose under his touch. As many times as he'd imagined how her boobs would look sans sweater, he never thought they'd be like this!

They outshone even his wildest wet dreams. He continued to caress her carmine nipples in a most affectionate fashion as she artfully undid his fly. When his polished cotton pants fell to his feet, she yanked down his jockey shorts and lay bare his stiff, spindly prick. She held the latter in her hot little hand, gently stroking his penile pinkness. The skinny one-eyed snake with the turtle neck sweater seemed to like her stroking, for he grew bigger under her girlish grasp.

"Um, that sure does feel good," he sighed, letting her manipulate his member in a most delightful way. She does it even better than I do, he mused as she fondled his foreskin.

Pursing her beestung lips, she asked the snake, "Want me to kiss you?"

"Only if I can kiss you back," answered its owner from above.

"You mean you actually want to eat my pussy? Lance always has to be forced to press his lips to my privates. I guess the hair gets caught in his teeth or something."

"You sure don't have to force me to eat you, Suzy, I've been dying to ever since I once looked up your skirt in study hall."

"I thought you were looking for that lost pencil an awfully long time."

"And you weren't wearing anything underneath either."

"It was a hot day as I recall."

"Boy, I sure got hot after seeing your snatch, believe me."

"Took it out on Cissy, did you?"

"Yes, and she sucked me super good. That girl sure knows how to give good blowjobs."

"I give better." She grabbed his manhood and began to munch on it in a most enjoyable fashion. Suzy's luscious lingering tongue toyed with the underside of his foreskin as her fingertips tenderly titillated his scrotum.

"You aren't bad, Suzy babes." Linus lay back on the mattress and watched approvingly as the wanton blonde went down on him. Greedily she devoured his hardened dick, which was of more manageable size than huge Harry's. Rather than gag on his-gland, she was able to suckle the throbbing thin shaft with every part of her warm wet mouth. With a little extra effort, she even got his balls between her lips. The latter proved especially exciting for libidinous Linus, who'd always dreamed about cumming in a beautiful girl's mouth. Far from being forced to perform a fellatio on his penis, Suzy practically had begged him for the privilege of sucking him off. This girl is too much, he sighed as she hummed a tune with his scrotal sac in her mouth. Nothing like a hum job to make a guy feel good! With Suzy, the proof of the pudding was certainly in the eating.

She licked his dick with not only expertise, but wild abandon. Instead of merely giving his smelly manhood a cursory kiss, she welcomed its firmness into her willing throat. The girl gobbling between Linus's lean legs was really going to town on him, and he enjoyed her attention immensely.

"Just keep it up for a little while longer, girl, and you'll have yourself a nice little snack."

Hastily she withdrew her bobbing head from his dick. "I'm tired of doing all the work," she complained, spitting out pubic hairs. "How about you eating me for a change?"

"How about us both doing it?"

"Sixty-nine? I've never done that before."

"Well, now's the time to start. Dibsie on tops."

"I always get stuck on the bottom," muttered Suzy as he cropped his dick down her throat.

"You're a girl, remember, that's where you belong." But before she could bitch he had pressed his lips to her pouty wet pussy and was frenching up a storm. Probing deep into her pungent, peach-like slit he sought out the wellspring of her desire. Upon locating her slit, he lovingly caressed its lubricious swollen surface with his tongue, and soon had her twat trembling. Suzy evidently has a very strong sex drive, he mused as his face became more and more enmeshed in her smelly muff. Douche as she had, the girl had also spent all day at school and was more than a little sweaty. Not that Linus minded, for he found her gamy fragrance intoxicating, as she did his. The two were a pair of entwined interlocking lusts and bodies, unified in the pursuit of passion. Knowing that the more pleasure they gave the more they got in return, each did his or her utmost to please the other's privates.

Needless to say, their moaning made a bit of noise. Enough to get the dog barking, which was enough to wake Vito from his nap. He worked nights, and usually had a siesta before heading for the lot.

That damn dog anyway, what's he barking at now? cursed the used car salesman as he looked out the window. It's too late for the mailman, and nobody's at the door, but he sure is making a racket. Guess I'd better see what's the matter or I'll never get any sleep, and God knows I need it after balling Bunny until six this morning. I must have fucked her fifteen times if I fucked her once. The wench is insatiable. She really is. This marriage may be the death of me yet.

He slipped on his velvet smoking jacket and headed for the door. Thor was barking louder than ever, which made Vito wonder if there might be a prowler. With all the lemons he'd sold, and diseased prostitutes he'd peddled, Vito had made a few enemies in this world, so decided to take his gun with him.

Slowly edging his way out the front door, he looked all ways and saw nothing, save Thor, who seemed to be barking at the garage. Aha! He's got the guy trapped in there! Good work, dog.

Vito advanced gun in hand toward the garage, ready to kill if he had to. Having watched hundreds of crime movies, he kicked in the door and saw the most salacious sight imaginable. Suzy was being sixty-nined by a skinny long-haired hippie freak with glasses, the lenses of which were considerably steamed up by cunt vapors.

"All right, fella, hold it right there!" Vito leveled the .44 magnum at Linus' head. The lad's tongue stopped in mid-twat, frozen with fear. Suzy, on the other hand, kept right on licking the lust-swollen love prod that was on the verge of bursting. Damned if she'd stop sucking just because Vito walked in on them. The nosey bastard anyway, who does he think he is barging in here like he owns the place. So what if he's married to Mom, that gives him no right to interfere with my personal affairs, and I'll tell him so just as soon as I finish with Linus.

Poking the pussy licker's slimy nose with the barrel of his pistol, Vito demanded to know what Linus was doing.

"What's it look like I'm doing?"

"Don't get cute with me, punk!" sneered Vito, pistol-whipping Linus across the forehead. His glasses were sent flying onto the cement floor, where Vito stepped on them with his alligator shoes, just as he'd seen done in countless crime movies. "That'll teach you to sass me, you little pervert!" Then he grabbed Linus by the scruff of the neck and pulled his naked form off Suzy's. The boy's over excited penis now freed from her loving lips, exploded in a series of sticky spurts that soiled Vito's velvet smoking jacket.

"Why you little creep, look what you've done to my smoking jacket. I had this thing custom made for me in Vegas! You'll pay for this, jerk!"

"Serves you right for sticking your nose where it doesn't belong, Vito," sassed Suzy, happy to see him get his just desserts.

"You're certainly one to talk, you with your nose in his asshole."

"Tsk, tsk, such language for a stepfather to use!"

"And such behavior for an under-age girl. You'll come to a bad end if you keep this up."

"Even if I do I'll be better than you, dago. I don't know what Mom sees in you aside from your greasy good looks, I really don't.

"Well, you may see me in you if you don't watch your tongue." He dragged Linus by his long hair and tossed him naked onto the front lawn, where Thor attacked his face with slobbering tongue. A few moments later Vito threw out the boy's pants and shoes. The shirt he left in the grease where it lay. "And don't come back or I'll call the cops, understand?" Then he clanged the door shut and confronted Suzy, who answered his stare with a bog of spit.

Wiping the mess off his face with a monogrammed handkerchief, he said, "I don't know who is messier, you or your boyfriend."

"He's not my boyfriend."

"Oh, so you've turned whore, have you? I knew it wouldn't be long before you were turning tricks for money. I saw it coming."

"But you didn't get out of the way in time, did you?" She chortled with laughter, rolling onto her bare back. Vito couldn't help but focus his eyes on her little tuft of fun. Checking his gold watch, he figured he had enough time to fuck her before Bunny came home, if the girl didn't give him any more crap. He took off his semen-soiled smoking jacket and hung it on the handle of the lawn mower, commenting, "I ought to make that little creep pay the cleaning bill. Sure hope that stuff comes out."

"Why don't you lick it off?"

"You're disgusting, you know it?"

"And I'm also pretty sexy, aren't I?" She wiggled her snatch in his direction and got immediate results. His wolf-emblazoned undershorts began to bulge as he found himself aroused by her undeniable charms. He put down his pistol and took out his penis.

"Stick 'em up, sister!" he said, pointing it at her.

"What's that?" she asked with mock shock.

"What do you think it is, stupid? It's a dick." He shook his head at her ignorance.

"Oh, it's something like a penis, only smaller."

"It is not!" Still, he looked down to be sure he hadn't sagged. "I know I'm hung good, at least better than lover boy out there on the front lawn."

"It's not how big it is, but what you do with it that counts."

"And what special thing did he do with his that so impressed you?" he asked, waving his obscene swarthy dangle in her direction.

"Well, lemme see. The thing he did with his dick that impresses me most was...." she paused to ponder the point.

"Yes?" inquired Vito, anxious to discover what pleased her most, so he could improve on it.

"I think it was when he came on your smoking jacket." She giggled, and got slapped for her impertinence. Vito, it seemed, didn't have a sense of humor when it came to sex, at least not that kind.