Chapter 16

They were in Tina's Volkswagen, and Clint was driving.

They were heading upwind from Tweedy, away from the stench of a small town filled with people who thought that sex was obviously the most important thing in life.

Tina said: "I still don't believe it."

"Yeah, that was amazing. I never knew high-school reunions could turn out to be like some of those Moose Club meetings my grandma used to tell me about."

"Yeah, what a bunch of screwy people."

"Speaking of screwing..."

"Screw you," Tina teased, rubbing his six-inch, avenge-sized prick.

"I wish. Ha, ha, ha."